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Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate.

Chocolate doesn't make the world go 'round, but it sure does make the trip worthwhile!

The best things in life are chocolate.

Money talks. Chocolate sings!

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, but chocolate makes it worthwhile.

Chocolate is not a matter of life and death - it's more important than that!

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.

Dip it in chocolate; it'll be fine.

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your
chocolate, what's wrong with you?

Chocolate is a serious thing!

Chocolate: Here today... Gone today!

Seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.

Given enough chocolate and coffee, I could rule the world.

Here, have some chocolate. Feel better now?

I only eat chocolate for you, so there will be more of me to love.

Some like it hot, some like it cold; I like it chocolate!

I'm not overweight, just chocolate enriched.

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

You know you're a chocoholic if the bartender tells you you've had enough shots of chocolate syrup for one night.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Imogen.
Imogen who?
Imogen life without chocolate!


Q: Why do complete morons hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

Men always leave... but chocolate is forever!